When LinkedIn Is Your Social Life and YouTube
Is Your Therapist
What
I say in interviews vs. what I don’t
Quite a workaholic.
I scroll LinkedIn like a second job.
It’s my go-to place, because nothing screams party
like productivity tips.
My secret life?
I moonlight as a YouTube oracle binge-watcher. Tarot readings, horoscope
predictions, I’ve seen them all.
I don’t believe Mercury retrograde always ruins
lives.
But if I fumble a behavioral question, I’m blaming planetary alignment.
It’s not procrastination if 'Venus told me to rest.’
It’s not a bad answer if ‘Neptune clouded my communication skills.’
When asked why I want this role
I almost say my rising sign indicated a career pivot, and three tarot readers
pulled the Ace of Pentacles.
Instead, I talk about growth, responsibilities,
and timing.
Either way, the stars approved of this application first.
For better or worse
I’m ready to own both outcomes.

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